Yes it wasn’t even the spanking with a wet lettuce leaf once promised to another poster by, I think, @Jennifer11 ? or was it @Rachel05 ?
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Maybe the spanking would have cost extra and wasn’t included in the regular bank charges?
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If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this thread, we have specialists on hand to answer your calls with humerous answers and bad puns 
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It’s case of sodding off while the sodding off is good I’m afraid, Same old story.
Too right, otherwise your battery will run out
Guilty as charged. Smacking a bottom with a wet lettuce leaf has always been my mode of torture ! 
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Nothing weird about that, but eating it afterwards Eurgh !!
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I’m pretty sure it was @Stella 's fault. Not a single recipe in the entire thread.
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I notice we’ve gone from Rachel’s smacking to a spanking.
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@cat @billybutcher . Please delete my account too. Thank you