Anybody can add a picture of their dog on here and add a caption OR add a caption to someone else’s picture. Any offers who is going to be first. G.
Hi Jane Many years ago when I was breeding and showing Boxers, I had a stud dog called Rommel. He was just the bees knees. He was his own master, but devoted to me. He was a natural show dog and taught me how to behave in the show ring.
I have a picture of him here
Sorry the quality is not very good but I was not so obsessed about taking photos then and all the other “photographs” which are not on the computer are still in the loft waiting for bookshelves in the study.
He was a grand dog and everybody knew him in Buxton. G.
No problem at all, Stuart. It’s almost impossible to keep up with all the posts so you’re not alone! I just love the expression on your dog’s face, real attitude, eh? Well done to your son - definitely one for the family album!
Hi Jane
Must have missed your post. My first reaction was “Go on then take the bloody photo, see if I care”.
My son took that one.
Oh Brilliant. Love it. ( Halleluija Chorus - ( how am I doing?) Love the glance at the camera. G.
Yeh and I have HAD friends who won’t actually TOUCH my dogs - germs you know !!! Do they have a problem or what. ?? G.
This has soo made me smile! 
Love this!
HI Nikki Don’t you just love the way they look at the camera - anyone would think they had made the snowman. Lovely pic and lovely dogs. Snowman’s not bad either. G.
Hello! my ‘girls’ Trixie & Tilly got busy in the snow…
Nikki
The expression on that puppy’s face is just adorable. No wonder is it ? that they use lab puppies for the Andrex adverts… G.
Or - what am I meant to DO with this white stuff?
Here is another cracker. I got this from a friend on an email and thought it might bring a smile or two. If we have dogs we have all been there.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
FOR THOSE THAT DON’T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that is is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t.
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don’t smoke or drink,
(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,
(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children…
G. Proud owner of 2 rescue dogs not quite doing what I tell them yet. But we are getting there !!!
Hi All As no one else seems keen to put a caption to the picture. As an attachment was the only way to load sorry you can’t see it.
I recommend.
It was that cat Again - NO IDEA WHERE IT COMES FROM. This is in reply to the picture at the top.
Stuart, how about “Bet you can’t touch your nose with your tongue either, Smarty Pants!!” caption? Jane
Love it, Gina, that’s definitely the one! Jane
And for Rommel how about “Don’t know who it is, just walked in and plonked itself down!!”. G.
So come on let’s have a go at putting captions on the pictures. G.
This is so cute I am going to add a caption.
What you looking at ?? G.