I watched an old video earlier of the ratpack…
Dean Martin came out with a classic killer about feeling sorry for all you non drinkers out there… “when you wake in the morning, you have to realise that’s as good as your gonna feel all day”
I came in late to this, so have no idea what all the fuss was about. That is the trouble with censorship - it denies us the right to judge for ourselves.
But I do see a lot of misogynistic jokes there that everyone seems have failed to notice, having been overcome by shock and horror!
Really, Mike… 
I’ve not noticed any… 
By Castle Donan by the looks of it!
Here’s something a friend sent me, thought some of you may like it.
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F1 plans Austrian Grand Prix to start season with races behind closed doors.
That should be fun!
The scream of the engines, the smell of burning tyres, the roar of the crowd, the clatter of cat-flaps… 
I imagined them all on chocks in the garage. The winner would be the last one to lose consciousness from inhaling exhaust fumes.
Scalextric. Thumbs on the buttons gentlemen. brumm brumm.
Good idea but not sufficiently 2020’s - and they’d have to be in close proximity to take part.
Maybe this instead:
We had a 12 lane 400 yard track in the hanger with plenty of 2 m spacings. Tyres didnt last long though but then they were not purchasable scalextric cars either.
It’s what hangars are for when you don’t have an IR and want a real white knuckle ride 
Damn right, bloody good fun though