Christmas Day? You can keep it! A time of year for what, exactly? What used to be a celebration of christian ritual has become a commercial free for all! A chance to buy inferior products at inflated prices, enjoy peace to all men by watching them literally fight each other for a parking space at Auchan, electrocute the children with dodgy chrismas lights & over eat & drink. The TV offers more rubbish than usual, unless you pay even more, families argue & the leftie, knit your own meusli brigade put a halt to the pretty bits by saying that it offends those of a different religion - when the reality is they enjoy it as much as christians do. Industry & travel grind to a halt, drink drivers cause mayhem & marraiges break up, with the result that on Boxing day garages & sheds not only harbour the remains of our forests but despondent humans hanging from old tow ropes. Animals, bought on a whim, spend the remains of their sad lives dodging motorway traffic or sharing a sack with a housebrick & a few gallons of water.
The thing about Christmas Day which REALLY gets my goat is....everyone is too busy to come to my birthday party!