Bit of a bummer?

They could have come quite a way on a strong wind. Praps you'd better take them to the Mairie? I think there was a story on here some months back about someone who found a picnic table washed up on their riverbank, put it aside and then had a visit from the gendarmes.

Last thing you want is to be hauled up on charges of possession of contraband camiknickers! :)