Our father who art in prison
Even Mum knows not his name,
Thy Chavdom come
You will read the Sun in Basildon
Which is not heaven
Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBO’s as we forgive those who got ASBO’s against us.
Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing For this is the Chavdom, the Burberry and the Bacardi
forever and ever
Innit.
This is true Fiona! Have I told you about my Grandma Coppin who used to shoot rabbits on the railway embankment?
I am also an Essex girl. But not from Sourff Essex, from North Essex, in fact almost into Suffolk DAHLING!!
I’m a blonde from Basildon - but hey, I did manage to escape to France 
Love it… 