Christmas presents

What every wife wants to receive.

But give her one of these!

You must have a picture somewhere Neil?

please note I did not apostrophise

A goblin' housemaid, eh?

We pitched for the Dyson account once, the strapline 'Dyson' it's no Hoover! went down better than 'Dyson' sucks like f..

Hi Neil,

Nice thoughtful presents, my wife suffers from Asthma, so the vacuuming is down to me. I got myself an old 'Goblin Housemaid' now everyone's happy.

Are you a divorce lawyer touting for business Neil? :)