Creative use for redundant surgical corset

Following an accident in October, I’ve had to wear a surgical corset 24/7. This week I have finally been allowed to remove it. Real progress…

This begs the question of what, if anything, can I do with the corset. They apparently cost about 1000€, and are customised to fit individual patients own body shape and specific injuries, so can’t realistically be used by other patients. The hospital told me I could keep it as a souvenir! They can’t reuse them.

Before I escort it to the dechetterie, and dispose of it with full military honours, can anyone think of a creative (and sensible!) use for one? It just seems such a pity to throw it away without at least considering alternatives.

PS I probably don’t need a stab proof vest for my daily walks in the forest, or in nearby Dieppe!

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Spray it day glo orange so you don’t get shot

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Sell it on Ebay?

What is it made of?

Local theatre company?

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I have an old one made of reinforced plaster and leather, I use it as decoration in my study.

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Donate it to your local pharmacie? Ours has a display of gadgets they can provide should the need arise…

(Although I’d probably convert it into a standard lamp)

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I suspect it’s some form of moulded plastic, with a foam lining “for comfort” (sic)

It should be sprayed silver grey as the start of your suit of armour!

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Search to see if anyone has a production of Marat/Sade coming up…

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Ooo! What’s the gun? WW2 German?

Would make an unusual lampshade - you might never see another one like it…

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WWI Mauser?

According to his final diary entries Gaudier-Brzseka’s last sculpture before his untimely death in WWI was carved from a German gun that he’d just found. It’s long lost (forgery opportunity?) and I’ve always believed that it was a Cubist/Vorticiist head carved from the wooden stock of a Mauser.

Hieratic Head of Ezra Pound, Henri Gaudier Brzeska, 1914.

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Well you are almost correct, it is a Mauser. But unless WW1 was extended to 1935, your idea of date is incorrect as that is when this gun was produced.
@Wozza It is a M712 7,63 × 25 mm, in full, and legal, working order.

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Thanks, but I wouldn’t know one Mauser from another. I’m just thinking about the early C20th avant garde sculptural possibilities of that characteristic butt (so to speak - or write).

Paint it red and gold and install an arc reactor. :wink:

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Ours is quite distinctive

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Looks like a fine cat!

But probably better not to mistake a Mauser for a mouser - or vice versa - could go badly wrong…

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Yes could be handy when la Chasse are wandering about! Would it stop a bullet though?

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Yes and no - today we did a 10 km walk above the Lot Valley - it was very misty with visibility massively reduced, but there was some idiot out shooting! Scary stuff.

Or win a pulitzer prize

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