The builder, using only British techniques and materials
The priest, retired or not, a Protestant in a catholic country, maybe female
The gentlewoman gardener
The football “hooligan”, shaved head, ear rings etc
The hippy, Rasta man, pot smoker etc
The farmer or smallholder
The B and B lady
The estate agent, British working for a French company
The fugitive
The self appointed expert, you know the type
The Bricoleur
The speculator, everybody else is stupid
The English driver
The “don’t like foreign food” person
The “I didn’t realise that it rains in Brittany” person wanting a permatan
The wine binger
The British petanque player
The retired policeman
The “Celt” finding himself
The back to nature green
The émigré happy to have left Britain, goodbye to Cameron etc
The yachtsman
The amateur fisherman
The Briton who disguises himself as a Breton?Frenchman , badly
The Briton who loves Breton music
The British goods shopkeeper, Mother’s Pride, marmite, gravy granules
The British person who isolates himself totally from everything French
The British learning French, or Breton, language
The bon viveur, ecstasy in the marché
The British person living in Brittany hosting British guests
And the same entertaining French guests for a meal or drinks
The British resident and the Maire
The British person and the Notaire
The British person and Le Chasse
The retired Colonel
The retired Magistrate
The broken down motorist
The purchaser of logs for wood burners
The Briton who feels “wronged” by a local
The Briton who “fancies” a French lady
The market visit
The cyclist
The veteran car enthusiast
