Englishman, Welshman joke

Apologies to any Welshman on here :wink:
Also, don’t read if offended by the f-word.

Englishman: “That your dog?”

Welshman: “Aye”

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?’

Welshman: "Dog don’t talk.”

Englishman: Hey dog, how’s it going?"

Dog: “Doing all right.”

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: “Yep.”

Englishman: How’s he treating you?"

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.”

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Welshman: "Horse don’t talk.”

Englishman: “Hey horse how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: “Yep.”

Englishman: “How’s he treating you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather.”

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Welshman: "That sheep’s a fucking liar!!” :joy::joy::joy:


Wales, where men are men, and the sheep are nervous :thinking:

Q. Did you know Welsh men have found a new use for sheep?

A. Wool


I was watching a programme about a vet last night. He was called out to deal with an abscess on a cow’s rear end. Our trusted Yorkshire vet looked straight at the camera and told us that all vets enjoyed bursting an abscess and proceeded to stab it with a large blade. It was the size of a football and burst like an adolescent spot on steroids…you could almost smell it through the tv…I’ve never seen a vet so happy.