For all lady forum members!

Subject: FW: Urgent Health Advice for Women

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Does any Lady have a good cure for snoring ?, apart from a pillow over the face ? !!!

Typical woman’s blog… Men discovered an equally efficacious product many “moons” ago. It has all the effects you mention PLUS it has the added attraction of ensuring the urinary tract gets a good work out, as well as providing, over time, essential padding around the nidrift. Sold the world over and known as Beer.

I find Macon Blanc has the same effect, off to get a " repeat prescription " today !!!

Yes, I felt the ‘health’ benefits were too important to keep to myself.