Sorry James didn’t see your post 
Actually you were my inspiration to look for the story, I saw your post first and assumed this is where you were going with it, you can post links too you know 
What got to me was the tree-planting ceremony where Madame Macron seemed to show an interest in Trump’s spade after he had chucked a manly shovelfull of soil at the wretched tree and, seeming to want to have a go herself, reached tentatively and meekly for the handle, but No! The bastard evidently thought this was a job for the boys only, women being just available pussy and adornment for the rampant tree-planting species, so he kept a tiny grip on the bloody shovel and left her dangling. What a creep!
I am a dinasaur James, wotts links? I have ask B’ to post a pic