Saw this on Twitter and it seemed relevant to share with you all:
French guy (showing me his yachts): This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six.
Me: Where’s the 5th?
French Guy: Cinq.
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Don’t give up the day job !
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Love it, what we need to brighten up some of the more serious and long winded topics 
In similar vein there was an English cat - “one two three cat” and a French cat “un deux trois cat” who agreed to a swimming race.
one two three cat won because (you guessed it) un deux trois quatre cinq!
I’ll get my hat…
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Hi Paul… I really needed that chuckle… thanks… 
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Don’t encourage them Stella !!!
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It’s the heat Peter… gets them in the end 
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I went to a live Roy Hudd show at the BBC when I was a child. I still remember this,
‘Three French pussy cats jumped into the Seine
To swim to the other bank,
Nobody knows what happened to them,
‘Cos un, deux, trois, quatre cinq.’
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