Just recalling some of the very odd gifts which I have received? One couple arrived for lunch bearing a weeny size of Heinz baked beans and the husband handed me a small brown plastic plant pot which contained a weed which had been partially placed inside the pot. The weed had been eaten by insects!
Recently I received a childs book about cats and had been given to someone as the first page had been amlost neatly cut out.
Another gift was a christmas tree bauble and a top which was about size 60!!!