How about a bit of poetry?

Thought this might bring a smile to your face on a dull rainy day





I have a little Satnav



It sits there in my car



A Satnav is a driver’s friend



It tells you where you are



I have a little Satnav



I’ve had it all my life



It’s better than the normal ones



My Satnav is my wife



It gives me full instructions



Especially how to drive



"It’s thirty miles an hour", it says



"You’re doing thirty five"



It tells me when to stop and start



And when to use the brake



And tells me that it’s never ever



Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red



And when it goes to green



It seems to know instinctively



Just when to intervene



It lists the vehicles just in front



And all those to the rear



And taking this into account



It specifies my gear.



I’m sure no other driver



Has so helpful a device



For when we leave and lock the car



It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counseling



Each journey’s pretty fraught



So why don’t I exchange it



And get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,



Makes sure I’m properly fed,



It washes all my shirts and things



And keeps me warm in bed!



Despite all these advantages



And my tendency to scoff,



I only wish that now and then



I could turn the bugger off!