No health and safety checks due to erm…health and safety…
I just can’t stand the daily conferences, time for false promises, any more.
It is sickening to hear the medical profession subjugating themselves to political spin and there needs to be a revolt against Boris Johnson opening his mouth before he knows the full facts of what he is talking about. The man is a public menace.
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Is the rumour true that Boris Johnson has been furloughed?
nah but he might have been shafted up 'is 'arris with a broom handle (please god lol)
Seems some billionaires have managed to be furloughed though from their own companies… 
Only his brain, as in the Spitting Image’s “the President’s brain is missing”. Cummings is filling he cranial void. I think it’s one thing to be governed by an elected idiot, it’s another to be governed by an unelected slogan writer.
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aka slob 
I gave up watching them weeks ago. Nothing but verbal diarrhoea. MASH is much more entertaining.
If it’s brown, flush it down 
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Carrie Symonds is influencing him as well. I was listening to Farming today and she persuaded him to change the status of the badger cull in Derbyshire.
I totally understand that the government has the political right to do that, but when his partner has been got at, which the badger people admitted, this is rule by mistress.
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Whether he is right or wrong, she is not a Member of the Cabinet and is just as non elected as Cummings.
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Bojo will dump her too in due course.
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Based on previous form I’d say it was a certainty.
I mean 2 ex-wives and at least 2 ex-mistresses certainly establishes a pattern.
Isn’t that a man-centrist assumption that deserves examination? It’s possible that some if not all the women in Johnson’s life tired of his deceit and infidelity and dumped him. It’s surely an ale-House myth that women need a man in their lives and will do anything to cling on to a complete rotter?
Only asking! 
Actually Peter has a point - his wives dumped him because of his adultery, likely his mistresses either dumped him for the same reason or just because they eventually realised that they couldn’t stand the twat.
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And it’s No-Show-Blo-Jo again this week. The strategy after his lame-duck Curchillian pastiche of last Sunday night seems to be either “Absence makes the heart grow fonder’ or more likely " Out of sight, out of mind” with a side-dressing of "Least said soonest mended’. A sort of nauseating ‘Bobotie-gone-wrong’ from the Number 10 arrière-cuisine. 
There’s space for a Cummings make-over during the forthcoming recess, perhaps we shall see a tonsured and penitent Blojo in sackcloth and ashes in June, making a heart-rending appeal to the British sense of missionary self-denial and sacrificial zeal while sitting in the stew-pot and praying for the souls of the natives feeding the flames of their ébullition. 
Semantics, if you don’t mind me saying so 
With my very limited understanding of these matters I may have used “dump” where “cheat” would have been more accurate. I’m sure you got my meaning regardless of whether Bojo is the dumper or the dumpee.
I don’t mind you saying anything John, but dumping is not cheating. Dumping is what you do with your ordure. One may do it after dark, but it’s not a deception. As I understand it, infidelity is more likely to be secretive, involving concealement, evasiveness, untruthfulness and disloyalty. Dumping is at least honest, if brutal.
Which do you think, semantically speaking, best applies to our Prime Minister? I do speak from personal experience, not from a textbook.
One could assume that he was unfaithful and got dumped OR, the question in my mind is, whether by being unfaithful he had, in effect, preemptively dumped. As we all know, he’s incapable if telling the truth much less imparting bad news so his dumping modus is just buggering off and bonking some other clownette.
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À propos le dump…
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