I married an alien from outer space


I married an alien from Pladies


She was a remarkable lady


Her mother-in-law had two tongues and a tail


And came from the planet Hades



On our wedding night


She gave me a fright


For I didn't know what to expect.


Before I could kiss her


and tell her that I miss her


She bit a hole in my neck



Living with an alien


I must say is scary


For the back of her legs were all


Scaly and hairy



Her hair was electric


Her feet used to smolder


When I pulled out the plug


Her skin would get colder



She would attach herself


To the coil in my car


When I started the engine


She became a quasar



Now I'm not one to complain


Sometimes we do things that are pretty insane


But I’m glad I married this Pladien woman


Even though we have nothing in common