I married an alien from Pladies
She was a remarkable lady
Her mother-in-law had two tongues and a tail
And came from the planet Hades
On our wedding night
She gave me a fright
For I didn't know what to expect.
Before I could kiss her
and tell her that I miss her
She bit a hole in my neck
Living with an alien
I must say is scary
For the back of her legs were all
Scaly and hairy
Her hair was electric
Her feet used to smolder
When I pulled out the plug
Her skin would get colder
She would attach herself
To the coil in my car
When I started the engine
She became a quasar
Now I'm not one to complain
Sometimes we do things that are pretty insane
But I’m glad I married this Pladien woman
Even though we have nothing in common