I am back! I have some kind of microchip cardiac monitor sewn in my chest but probably nothing wrong with my ticker. Yesterday I was wired up for the upper floor, just in case what I am getting happens to be epileptic seizures or the like, but lots more testing to go. Well, I cannot go around just casually breaking shoulders - now can I?
Lots of thanks to James there for helping my better half get to terms with the scammer who decided to have a go. As James established, anything to do with Spain is actually more associated to an answering machine somewhere in Nigeria that myself ensconsed in the hospital in Bergerac after throwing some kind of nasty wobbler during a nap.
Just to let you all know that gangs of fun was had writing to banks to protect accounts, etc, getting my e-mail address book restored and attempting to recover e-mails. As one and all can imagine, I am so grateful to this scammer that I might just exercise my good hand for grabbing a throat with one and shaking just as well. Ah well, would wish you better luck next time BUT I'd rather have revenge!!!!
So, to people who were confused, concerned, ripped off or worse, I'm OK and grateful for all time expended on moi meme and as and when I shall reciprocate. As for the health, nobody including me knows what it is about, so forget that and at the same time learn from my not-secure-enough self for your own security purposes.