I have just returned from Bordeaux airport where I discovered some devastating news! News which, for me, signifies the beginning of the end of respect of tradition, history & the general order of things. Our planet, our way of life, even the way we treat each other, will never be the same again.
What shocks the most is that this fundamental shift of values has gone virtually unnoticed & unreported & has been dumped on us as a "fait accompli" - no vote, no referendum. This has not even been forced on us by an elected government but is the policy of a mindless corporation.
I am talking about the decision by KFC France to end sales of Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Popping in to KFC Merignac for three pieces of chicken cooked in eleven herbs & spices has become one of my little pleasures when taking someone to the airport so I was most surprised to find that it has now been removed from the menu! My lament at the manager that KFC stands for Kentucky FRIED CHICKEN was only met with a sympathetic shrug. Reconstituted chicken-like lumps aka Nuggets or nasty overspiced "Hot Wings" come nowhere near the greasy chicken portions in the slightly spicy batter, a staple of Friday gourmet dining in my youth. I can get chicken burgers at MacDonalds.
KFC have announced their own death by making this move - they cannot call themselves Kentucky Fried Chicken if they do not actually sell fried chicken!
So, it is with a heavy heart, not solely due to the choleserol, that I ask you all to raise an oversize wax paper cup of Fanta Orange (which probably contains no actual oranges) & toast the passing of a legend.
Cheers.