She writes silly novels, so staying true to character.
A field of cabbages comes to mind.
Just watching a live feed from Downing St and noticed Larry the cat has left his window sill, but donât think Larryâs left the building. Instead, itâs probably a good opportunity to go and sleep on Johnsonâs bed. Meanwhile, whatâs become of Dilyn the dog - dumped by Boris as being of no further use for PR purposes ⌠or maybe bumped off by Larry the cat? One thing for sure, Larryâs a survivor!
Sleep on? I can think of better and more appropriate things to do 
âhe might do a better job than the current head of that householdâ. A low bar