I went to the local swimming pool the other day, and while I was having a wee in the deep end(as you do), the lifeguard blew his whistle that hard, I nearly fell in
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The same at a pool near us. The life guard said “you must not take a pee-pee in the pool”. I said “everyone does it”, he said " I know that but not all of them from the ten meter diving board"
On a similar note…
At the Regimental dance the 2 I/C says to the Magor. " Sub Lieutenant H-Smythe’s name signed in urine has been found by the rear doors sir". “Just high jinks, nothing to worry over,” " maybe it is Sir, it is in your daughter’s handwriting."
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