Mornington Crescent

Not trusting Hobson, I think I'll pop over to Lancaster Gate.

Northwick Park obviously ! Hobsons Choice actually.

How dare you! Ruislip Gardens.

Cockfosters.

A Toksvig variant gets me to Golders Green.

Yes, that's allowed since Thrum was made available. Latimer Road seems a decent riposte.

A Trumpington’s variation is coming on - Bond Street.

Hackney Wick seems appropriate...

That will cost you, on to Upminster.

Utilising Ffitches Ambient i'll go with Pinner.

For the sakes of Dud and Pete - Neasden!! (huge wave of applause)

Ealing Broadway would seem the logical move.

Oh heck, that was snide! Maida Vale.

Acton Central.

Gunnersbury!!

Gloucester Road

Parsons Green, just to keep it natural.

Risky I know but i'll have a punt at Paddington.

A colour match, Kensal Green.

Ouch ! So much for the season of goodwill !

Willesden Green