At my nieces junior school each child had to get two merit certificates a term. She once got one for ‘ Walking Nicely ‘ I got a mental image of all the other children doing somersaults, walking on their hands etc
A car mechanic was working on an engine in his workshop when a well known heart surgeon popped in.
“Hey Doc” exclaimed the mechanic, wiping the oil from his hands on a rag, “how come we both do the same job - me changing valves in the heart but your salary is off the scale to mine?”
The surgeon thought for a while and replied “well, how about you changing your valves whilst the engine is still running?”
Worth every penny!
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