North Korea censors Alan Titchmarsh's trousers

Comedy/Humour
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:smiley: :smiley:

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You couldnā€™t write a better comedy! That Kim fellow = Sponge Bob Squarepants.

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I seem to remember reading that the Great Square Little Fat Oneā€™s hair style is forbidden to be copied -

as if anyone would want toā€¦

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He could make a handy side-table to put your drinks onā€¦

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Donā€™t think Kim Jong Il doesnā€™t have eyes on this forum. If I were some of you Iā€™d upgrade my locks.

And for what itā€™s worth, I think heā€™s a beautifully coiffured smashing fellow.

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Somewhat fortunately, the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is no longer with us. :slight_smile: Unlike the Respected Comrade and Supreme Commander, who of course is listening, and with whom we of course March Forward Dynamically Towards Final Victory, Holding Higher the Banner of Songun.

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Oh, did you think I meant the one who is still alive?*

*From the bluffers guide to getting out of having made an arse of oneself.

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I knew the Highly Respected Little Square Round One had banned many things, but I didnā€™t realise heā€™d banned Songun as well!

By the way, whatā€™s Songun?

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ā€œa politics emphasizing the perfect unity and the single-hearted unity of the party, army and the people, and the role of the army as the vanguardsā€.

ETA: I think there may be a popular show on North Korean TV featuring the Park Brothers who are a ā€œsongun dance actā€. :smiley:

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I wonder what he would make of Charlie Dimmoks breasts?

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A scale model of Mount Paektu, probably.

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