I had to share this with the forum, as we found it HIGHLY amusing!
The college where my two boys are ( like every other establishment in France) find it hard to get organised.
Parents evening - parents are double booked or the teacher herself forgets
Open day - opens late
School disco - food is an hour late, meaning this years disco didn't start until 11.30pm
Not to mention the paperwork trail that gets lost, and the lost , lost and found box!
And so yesterday we received a paper from the school - En cas d'alerte... what to do in an emergency!
This lists general emergencies from earthquakes to Nuclear fall out.
So in the event of an earthquake - we must
A - not phone the school
B - must not go to the school
Instead, we must sit and listen to the radio! 87.9 if anyone is interested!
Now... in all seriousness, in the event of an earthquake, plane crash or volcanic eruption - in fact, even in the event of a nuclear disaster, who would trust the schools "planning" ( unless of course it's lunch time when I'm sure there's some nuclear fall out provision)!