I remember that tantrum so well… 
At least they seem to have ditched the “wotevver it takes” slogan. The slippery tykes have realised it sticks in the public craw, being a plain-as-the-nose-on-his-gibbering-face lie. They won’t.
Johnson looks like a crumpled Christmas balloon on twelfth night. Miserable and totally useless. He has resorted to knocking the table for emphasis, or perhaps for luck. Who knows or cares any more 
Perhaps like this
Nah this one’s better
And when there’s no hope left…
There is still hope… for us…
Sadly not for the Titanic…
while this is only the film version… the disaster did happen and I always weep during this part of the film (whichever version)
click on the link …then click “watch on YouTube” and it works… hurrah
There’s always…
I always thought this was quite poignant
Where’s the laughing emoji when you need it? 
Canute said something similar 
Let’s be fair to Cnut. His action was to prove that he was not as powerful as nature.
Wasn’t it exactly the opposite? I always thought Canute was trying to prove he couldn’t stop the tide being only mortal, so his retenue of fawning sycophants were all bonkers - which of course does hold true for BoJo.
I’m sure I said that. 
Let’s keep smiling…