Surprised he didn’t try to leg it
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I have to say some of your foot jokes are very corny….
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Did he always find it difficult to toe the line.
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Only when reading John Bunyan.
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Wonder if he was out on a limb at the time of capture?
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His escape was going well but he fell on the final leg.
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Folks said he had real problems running his business
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You can be sure he has one leg you can’t pull.
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I once asked a patient did he want to hop out of bed, then remembered he’d had an amputation a couple of days before
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My orthopedic surgeon is very trendy, he always finds the most hip joints…l
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he had nightmares about ladders.
A bit cruel…
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I’m beginning to feel sorry for him. He’ll never be able to land on both feet, or jump in feet first, or get his feet wet. But on the positive side, he’ll never have two left feet!
I looked those up…
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Pull the other one…
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Probably just a knee-jerk reaction
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Doesn’t sound like his business was legit
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All crime bosses need a leg up to get to the top
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I wonder if he has any trouble getting his leg over ?
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He put his best foot forward to impress the judge.
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I will have to stop 
giving on this never ending thread because I have once before I again reach the limit allowed by the site 
Oh dear, it just occurred to me. The poor man can’t tiptoe through the tulips anymore or have a foot in both camps or find his feet, drag his feet or let the grass grow under his feet. I could go on….
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