Uuuuh ... well ... what shall I tell you?
After 12 bottles of cheap vodka and my aide ménagère scrubbing away inhaling the lovely boozy fumes in order to get rid of the odour of the stray ginger WITH crown jewels, marking his territory all over the house + my own cats doing the same now + some of them even beginning to poo...
...after having three traps set (humane ones) which caught my own cats, but NOT the ginger beauty...
...after calling left and right asking for help and getting it ... even one offer to shoot the beast (by a hunter, of course)...
I give up
I don't know what to do anymore ... apart from getting pissed on ... red wine. NO VODKA!
Hope you are all well and thank you again for all the advice.
PS If you read about an old lady in a yellow electric wheelchair getting arrested for drunken driving: