There was a gelding from

There was a gelding from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within the hour,
his d**k was in flower,
& his a*se was covered in weeds.


If anyone's feeling inventive:


There was a gelding called Vince...

There was a gelding from Rumania

who thought: "For this I'll damned well own ya"

Loosing my balls

and not courtin' the girls?

I'll surely end up in your lasagna

(I know, balls, girls..... try a cockney accent ;-)

I think Alexander set it well and truly so it ended in mince.

Thankyou, well I try to be topical. :wink:

Love it!

There once was a gelding called Vince,

Who raced for a young Arab prince,

At Aintree one day,

His ticker gave way,

So they sold him to Findus as mince.

There was a gelding called Vince,

who thought he was a prince.

Down at the local gay bar,

they said "you'll go far"

and taught him how to mince!

Sorry to be picky but the first and third line don't scan.