There was a gelding from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within the hour,
his d**k was in flower,
& his a*se was covered in weeds.
If anyone's feeling inventive:
There was a gelding called Vince...
There was a gelding from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within the hour,
his d**k was in flower,
& his a*se was covered in weeds.
If anyone's feeling inventive:
There was a gelding called Vince...
There was a gelding from Rumania
who thought: "For this I'll damned well own ya"
Loosing my balls
and not courtin' the girls?
I'll surely end up in your lasagna
(I know, balls, girls..... try a cockney accent ;-)
I think Alexander set it well and truly so it ended in mince.
Thankyou, well I try to be topical.
Love it!
There once was a gelding called Vince,
Who raced for a young Arab prince,
At Aintree one day,
His ticker gave way,
So they sold him to Findus as mince.
There was a gelding called Vince,
who thought he was a prince.
Down at the local gay bar,
they said "you'll go far"
and taught him how to mince!
Sorry to be picky but the first and third line don't scan.