A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about all their ailments…
“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee” said one.
“Yes, I know” said another. “And my cataracts are so bad that I can’t even see my coffee”.
“I can’t even write a shopping list, my hands are so crippled” volunteered a third.
“What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you!” said one elderly lady.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills and statins make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
“Well, count your blessings” said one cheerfully… “Thank God we can all still drive.”