Veggie Dodgers

So Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin has said "Cucumbers that make people die really smell bad. People really are dying because of eating these products and we cannot let our people get poisoned for the sake of some kind of spirit."

Is he getting confused with Vodka and blaming it on the veggies?

I’ve already been ‘warned’ not to go eating too much salad in case I catch e coli…bless!

This outbreak is a wish for many kids out there who refuse to eat their veggies & probably for French Farmers who can say with even more force 'avoid Spanish imports & only eat French’

Oh I do feel sorry for the poor cucumber.