You have to go further back to remember mine, and the best of the first two I can’t remember myself.
Gordon Pirie, a runner of some sort in the 50s. He was on the docks at Stavangar as I and my schoolmaster and friends began our epic tour in an Austin Cambridge pickup to the Arctic Circle and back.
But the best was when I was taxi driving in Sydney in the 60s and picked up a large booming voiced Jewish comedian married to a woman called Paddy. Come on, come on you oldies, tell me his name. We got to his hotel and were so engrossed in our conversation of a mutual fascination for accents that I turned off the meter and we didn’t part company for an hour.
A less welcome customer was a drunken Australian TV sports commentator who famously blotted his copy book on air by describing Mexico, soon to host a major international sporting event, as ‘a hepatitis ridden country and why the hell are our boys going there?’ He was blotto and, on thinking that I hadn’t recognised him (I had but always had a policy of privacy unless otherwise invited) launched into a furious verbal assault which got even worse when he noticed my accent and ‘why the hell don’t all you lousy Pommie bastards get the hell back home to your miserable country and leave us to ours?’ He was swiftly turned over to the police at Darling Harbour police station and locked up.
Best thing is I can’t remember his name either, and Tory will be no help, far too young.
Edit: Alfred Marks was the booming comedian, a really lovely man and a pleasure to be with.
There were others, taxi driving is a great way to meet interesting, as well as horrible, people.
Taxis again, Nottingham this time. Peter Shilton, late for training at Forest and beside himself with anxiety because he was late. I thought that was a bit weak of him but, having just read a really interesting book about Brian Clough, I can now see why.
Another Aussi TV host of something like Blind Date I think. I had just been given a name at a nightspot and, being a night driver had never seen the show or the bloke. Instead of giving his name to me he kept shouting ‘Blind Date, Blind Date’ as I arrived to collect the love birds. He was really upset that I didn’t know who the hell he was and they only got on their way to their restaurant for the evening when somebody gave me this creep’s name.