Certainly not in their prime
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It would have been as easy as pie.
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It wont be recurring
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Canât imagine many yoga instructors wearing âArab dressâ in a class, or indeed elsewhere. Might be a local euphemism for ânon-Westernâ - after all, Thai fishermanâs yoga trousers are a tad different to localsâ waterproof waders
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The Yoga class took place at Chapel St St Leonard in Lincolnshire which isnât in East Anglia last time I looked.
Thanks - amended accordingly -and letâs hope it stays where it is, even though it might not be around for that much longerâŚ
Among the areas most at risk of sea flooding and erosion are North East Lincolshire and East Lindsay.
Credit: Oceans and Coastal Management journal
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A young man with his pants hanging half way down his buttocks, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque.
He marched up to the counter and said, âHi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. Iâd really rather have a job, I donât like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing.â
The social worker behind the counter said âYour timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. Youâll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. Youâll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her other needs too as the daughter is in her 20âs and has a strong sex drive.â
The guy, wide-eyed, said âYouâre bulls***tinâ me???â
The social worker said " . . you started it."
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I told a joke on a Zoom meeting, but nobody laughed.
Apparently Iâm not remotely funny.
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Thereâs a movie out, about a Muslim man who is angry about observing Ramadan.
Itâs called Fast and Furious.
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That one looks genuine AM, and if so, inspired. 
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so âprofoundâ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now enjoy it as well. Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyleâs Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, letâs look at the different religions existing in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyleâs Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
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If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose
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If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, that, âit will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,â and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then Number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinctâŚleaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God â
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY A
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Nah, the guy that wrote this has it.
Which is hotter, Heaven or Hell?
The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26,
Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that.
The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation.
Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (300K), gives H as 798K (525C).
The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed, however, Revelations 21:8 says
A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
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Or to put it another way dont believe Jewish fable books with stories that they pinched from others 1000âs of years earlier.
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Congratulations, you have gone from funny to not funny in one stride.
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