A rude joke modified by me. But I bet it’s an old one…
A woman goes to her parish priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots and they only say one thing.”
“And what do they say?” the priest inquired.
“Hi there guys, like to have some fun with us girls?’" said the woman embarrassingly.
“That’s not very nice!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.”
He thought for a moment and said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage, and my parrots can teach yours how to pray.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “that may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
When he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed, “Hi there guys, like to have some fun with us girls?”
There was a stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looks over at the other, and says, “Put the beads away Francis, our prayers have been answered!”