I remember him when he was a much younger man â he made me laugh then, as here, although I think this sketch could have ended differentlyâŚ.
The baguette was probably only 6 hours old, thatâs all it needs to become harder than a Chromium rod.
6th May 2023, you missed it.
A mature woman gets pulled over for speeding.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Maâam, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Iâd give it to you but I donât have one.
Officer: Donât have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I seeâŚcan I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I canât do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Maâam, could you step out of your vehicle, please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car, maâam?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The Senior Officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer: Thank you, maâam, one of my officers told me you didnât have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
One of my favourite jokes, it never gets old 
Iâm hopeles with jokes - never know whatâs old or whatâs new. But this one atrracted me - a mature woman getting one up on men, and in this case policemen.
Thatâs Prittiâs new vigilante force manning the coast of England
Now I know why, and am pleased that, I havenât worn socks since 1999.