No sale here, the only thing amongst that lot that I donât have covered already are the rubber gloves.
As a result my hands that do dishes feel as soft as my face.
Not made by the Mouseman. Clearly 
Donât be that person 
Well done you. Weâre British. Donât clap. Donât cheer. Weâre not American. Itâs a standup show, not a love-in.
Weâve been to 2 events recently, the last being Shen Yun in Birmingham ICC, where the audience was specifically asked not to applaud at the end of each piece of the show. I canât recall this ever happening before.
After being married for 50 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, âFifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 29 year-old girl every night. Now, I have a ÂŁ600,000 home, a ÂŁ55,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but lâm sleeping with a 79year-old woman. It seems to me that youâre not holding up your side of things.â
His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 29-year-old girl and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Arenât older women great? They really know how to solve an old guyâs problems.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, âThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.â The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, âWhich do you want, son?â
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. âWhat did I tell you?â said the barber. âThat kid never learns!â
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. âHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?â The boy licked his cone and replied, âBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!â
A young beautiful coed, unbuttoned her blouse enough to show her cleavage, wore a mini skirt and approached her professor.
In a soft, sultry voice she told him, âI really need to pass this course. In fact, Iâd do anything to get a passing grade.â
The professor hesitated a second and said, âAnything?â
She said, âYes. Absolutely anything.â
So the professor leaned over, and whispered in her ear, âWould you ⌠⌠(long pause) ⌠⌠study?â
Last nightâs Emmys
And people threw dirt at Andrea Ledsome in the almost not funny politics thread? Just wow.
Dunno - I think three quarters of these âhaute coutureâ designs are worse and most the remaining ones in equally dubious taste to Leadsomâs outfit.
The word hideous seems to cover pretty much all of them.
I quite like that green velvet suit, mind you.
Simona Tabasco looked nice.
What is this White Lotus thing?
