I first heard that aged 15 or 16. Sadly not in my collection at present.
The Eiffel Tower. Very irony. KnomDerPloom
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Now I’m not trying to make a point here, just thought it was funny, that’s all. ![]()

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Brilliant.
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That reminds me of when, according to my late mother, my stepfather in the earlyish stages of dementia tried to phone a taxi to take him for his lunchtime pint(!) at the local ex-service man’s club. He punched lots of buttons on the TV remote then threw it away - “Bloody phone’s not working!”
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Texas in my case. ![]()
I’m going to give that one a groan ![]()
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Double groan in fact.











