A pun hasn’t matured until it’s full groan.
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Reminds me of application forms for clients years ago. Q, have you a criminal record? One client answered " I have a copy of tradegy by Steps if that counts?"
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A humorous story and a joke prompted by the Danish bacon thread.
While were eating an “English” breakfast in France my friend told me he missed a real English breakfast with real Danish bacon and real Irish sausages.
An old joke unbelievably retold on Radio 2 by Ken Bruce…
Man goes into a butchers where the butcher is standing with his back to a 3 bar fire and his hands behind his back. The customer, looking at the chilled counter, asks, is that your Ayrshire Bacon.
The butcher replies, “No, it’s my hands I’m heating.”
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The England squad visited an orphanage in Germany today. “It’s heartbreaking to see the despair and lack of hope on their faces” said Dieter, age 6.
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The front row reminds me of the a la Turque toilets. 
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Been there… 
(Not Mars, obviously!)
Reading The Power Broker has changed my life.
I’ve found that the book works great as a tofu press or a yoga block. (New Yorker Humor)
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Doesnt seem to matter to non storm troopers