A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

[JohnH]

[Jane_Williamson]

Actually operation scar.

[Gareth]

[billybutcher]

[Susannah]

Clever Signages!!

A sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!”

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office : “Dr. George, at your cervix”;

At an Eye Clinic : "If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber’s truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

On an Electrician’s truck : "Let us remove your shorts”;

In a Non-smoking Area : "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the Electric Company : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a Restaurant window : "Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”;

Last but not least and I LOVE THIS…

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck :

“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”

Enjoy

[Corona]

[Gareth]

Is that a Q in the wrong place…?

[Rachman]

On a (builder’s?) van:

You’ve tried the cowboys - now try the Indians!

[DrMarkH]

@Gareth

Is that a Q in the wrong place…?

Well dalmationed!

[Ancient_Mariner]

I thought there was enough of that about already, without trying to make more.

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

I got stopped by one of those market researchers the other day.
She said, “Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions?”
I said, “Okay, go on then.”
“Have you ever suffered from a blackout?” she asked.
“I don’t think so,” I replied.
“And, finally” she said “question ten.”

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Corona]

[Corona]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

Last one for the evening.