The grunting caused by sock athletics in your bedroom would be groaning in mine, searching for socks that bloody well match! 
You DO know we donât have dogs?
I always make a last minute check of the house ground floor before welcoming visitors. Undies winking from under the occasional table is just too embarrassing.
I am impressed by your enthusiasm - after more than 40 years of marriage, I can usually wait until we get upstairs now. 
I think you should have just let us imagine what a wild and exciting life you leadâŚ
Thats right, blame the dog for everything
You bend him into a loop? 
Now letâs see if I can post in the right place 
Another one that just cracks me up, and you donât even need to understand the language - apparently he never worked in tv again after this!
Not surprising seeing heâs cracking up while talking to people dealing with the consequences of an operation gone wrong. Those men should have lamped him. Or else itâs a fake designed to be funny but actually itâs just mean.
Couldnât resist this oneâŚ
I had one of those moments in class yesterday. I did a climate / environment vocab test and one kid wrote fossil fool 
I had to quickly clean the board!!
Absolutely love this, had me in stitches!
I shared this with my tennis girls and my Colombian friend sent me this!
A bit of astronomical humour I found just now. Looking at the âoffersâ section of a UK company Iâve bought stuff from before, I came across this
Kevin says, in the reviews, âThere is a new model about to be released, so save your moneyâ.
He gave it a 
star rating.
Mother âMy child wonât eat meat. What can I replace it with?â
Friend âReplace it with a dog. Dogs love meat.â