Too busy killing possible South American drug smugglers, while their leader’s meanwhile pardoning the head honcho.
Funny old world innit?
Reminds me of the blonde girl. She gets onto a flight for New York. As she gets on she turns left heads for business class seats.
Stewardess says you have go other way this is business class your in economy.
Said woman kicks off don’t you know who I am i want a business class seat.
Head of cabin is called on to resolve the issue.
She asks the blonde where you flying to She says New York. Ah ok this section of the plane is going to Florida the back end is going to New York.
Woman then apologies sorry didn’t realise and takes her seat at the back
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A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes…
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up.
“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like this? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor! You should be ashamed of yourself!”
Feeling guilty, the ventriloquist begins to apologize to the woman, when she interrupts him.
“Hey, you stay out of this, Mister! I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the little ■■■■■■■ on your knee!”
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When I played that clip my dogs went nuts. They used to have a squeaky rubber chicken some time ago and now they are running around looking for it.
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I had to turn off the sound as well, Tommy was looking everywhere for the toy 
. I’ll view it with the sound on when he’s out.
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Brilliant, I don’t know where Jules is at the moment, but if he is in the other room, he ignored it.
Excellent! It seems as if I have chanced upon an instant Dog Entertainment Kit! 
Lord Vinheteiro has more rubber chicken compositions on his channel. He’s also a very talented (if slightly weird) classical pianist.
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At my primary school, C of E, on Friday afternoons all the children in the top two classes sung songs, tge Lincolnshire Poacher, tge British Grenadiers and Oh no John etc.
Wonderful.
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I rather worry about what frightening things that some people will do to animals in order to post a silly photo online 
I’m quite sure that’s a plastic toad, having seen a much larger picture previously.
This meme has been around a LONG time, and a google images search of missile toad shows pictures of plastic toads - not real ones.
No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.
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A cowboy, who had just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Budweiser.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona; the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So, I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers, and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
But one day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
And all the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking”.
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Luckily the chickens in my clip are not real.
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