It made me crack up.
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OK, so the Moon’s mooning…
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Witty and well designed – and it has the BBB (Better Business Bureau) sticker. Well run little business.
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Miss Barnett had a dog called Bobby. She always put him out for a moment last thing at night for his ritual pee.
One night, she’d been in town with some friends and had had a few drinks. She came back and popped Bobby out in the garden. She fell asleep on the sofa, woke up and found that he hadn’t come back.
So she went out into the garden and there he was, to put it delicately, making love with another local dog.
She tried to stop him with a bucket of water, and then with a broom.
So she rang up the vet, not knowing it was still the middle of the night and told him all that had been happening.
The vet said, ‘Bring Bobby to the phone.’
‘Will that stop him?’ Miss Barnett asked.
‘Well, it’s just stopped me,’ said the vet.
Credit to Barry Cryer via The Oldie
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A grandma writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a '‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper..
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’
‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing.
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love,
Grandma
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Super U still sell them
And caramel wafers.
Yes I buy those too, especially the dark chocolate ones
When a young teen I saw my dog, Butch, attached end to end with another dog after mating out in the street. In those days we weren’t dog savvy. I couldn’t extricate what had got stuck and had to carry both of them home where a bowl of water seemed to do the trick.
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Now that’s what I call Butch!
The other one!
“It’s like the sun comes out and you forget all about the impending doom!”
Here’s my submission for this week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest:-
" So, your folks never told you 'bout the Cheshire cat moon…?"
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And, we’re back to cheese 
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