Treaulieu funny 
I remember old Rafe Sinjun Chumly, 
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John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde.
His buddies are amazed. “There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?”
“It’s simple,” John says, “I lied to her about my age.”
“Did you tell her you were 50?” his friends ask. John shakes his head no.
“There is no way she could believe you were 40”. John shakes his head again.
“So how old did you tell her you were exactly??”
John smiles and says “85”.
I’ve noticed a couple of ‘naughty’ posts, so here’s another…
Three Labradors, a brown, a yellow and a black one, are in the waiting room at the vets.
“What are you here for?” asked the brown lab.
“I’m a digger. I dig up everything,” said the yellow lab. “I dig up the yard, the flower bed, but the last straw was when I dug a hole in the carpet.”
“What are they going to do for you?” asked the black lab.
“Prozac. It cures everything.”
“What are you here for?’ asked the yellow lab.
“I’m a pisser. I piss on everything,” says the black lab. “I piss on the cat and the couch, but the last straw was when I pissed on the baby.”
“What are they going to do to you?” asked the brown lab.
“Prozac cures everything.”
“So, what are you here for? “Asked the black lab.
“I’m a humper. I hump everything,” the brown lab explained. “I hump stuffed animals, the pet turtle, but when my master got out of the shower and bent over, drying off his feet. I just couldn’t help myself.”
“Prozac for you too?” they both asked.
“Nah, just here to get my nails clipped.”
Yes, sadly the maths does not meme for us late boomers.
That’s not the moon, its Uranus.