That’s even funnier, once you’ve read the title on the side. 
Guitarist Kerry Livgren, of the band Kansas, was giving his son a driving lesson but things weren’t going well. The car was all over the road. Finally, they encountered a dead animal in the road.
His son said, “What’s that, Dad?”
Livgren replied, “Carrion, my wayward son.”
Like cocker poo?
I’m sure we’ve all met someone who, from the first moment of contact, we just knew that we had to spend the rest of our lives without them.
Yes two former news of the world journalists implicated in the Milly Dowler phone hacking.
An American tourist is driving rather too fast around narrow country lanes in Ireland.
Paddy and Mick are on a tractor in a field.
They drive out of the field and onto the road just in front of the speeding tourist.
The tourist has no chance to stop, cries WTF and pulls hard on the steering wheel to avoid impact.
He crashes through the hedge in a cloud of leaves and twigs crossing the path of the recently departed tractor and with a resigned grimace and expletive he crashes back through the hedge onto the road beyond the tractor and continues his precipitous journey.
Paddy turns to Mick and says “Be jeysus, we got out of that field just in time!”
