Naughtier boy!
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…And you were looking hard
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Think you were thinking too hard about cleavage !)
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Now who’s being naughty? 
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Rear cleavage?
C’est un peu clivant 
I never liked Quality Street either.
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Enjoyable, even if you have read them before :
Alfred E Neuman was known for his thought provoking quotes in the MAD magazine.
Some of them
are timeless.
“Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!”
“The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!”
“Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!”
“How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?”
“Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!”
“When you’re in deep water, it’s a good idea to keep your mouth shut!”
“Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!”
“Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set!”
“Most people don’t act stupid: it’s the real thing!”
“Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for.”
“These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.”
“Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!”
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