A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

[Ancient_Mariner]

A little long, but worth it (probably especially suitable for @John_Scully).

Let me know if it’s a little weird & tiny for you.

[Ancient_Mariner]

[digitracker]

Haha, it took two reads

[Ancient_Mariner]

That’s sealed the joke for me.

[vero]

Phoqueing funny

[billybutcher]

In my case usually eight or nine to make doubly sure.

[Mark]

Yeah, live and learn, or in my case live and forget🙄

[Ancient_Mariner]

Yes, but I did need a ‘little help’ to get your joke.

[David_Spardo]

Just received the following email, but I’m blowed if I can remember what I ordered.

Votre Colissimo confié par Amazon sera livré au plus tard le vendredi 09 juin 2023.

Of course I could log on to Amazon and check, but that would spoil the lovely surprise tomorrow morning.

Edit: Damn, I’ve just remembered, it is a large clock with not only the time on it but also the day, month and year because I can never remember what day it is.

BTW, this is not a joke, but fairly humerous nonetheless.

[Griffin36]

[Jane_Williamson]

Yes, we have all probably had them knocking on our door.

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Griffin36]

[Ancient_Mariner]

Sorry, I have absolutely no idea what this is about.

[Wozza]

Bobby Gentry - Ode to Billy Joe

[Wozza]

Joe Dassin did a version too

Joe Dassin - Marie Jeanne

[Griffin36]

@Ancient_Mariner

Sorry, I have absolutely no idea what this is about.

See these youngsters, no idea about decent music

[Ancient_Mariner]

@Griffin36

See these youngsters, no idea about decent music

Got me there.

[Ancient_Mariner]

I read an article about the life of Dracula in the Daily Mail. Strangely, it wasn’t in the Sun or the Mirror.