Looks a bit of a crusty to me. 
My mate has a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin… but can’t remember if he’s taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday
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I’m off to help Cat Stevens fix his caravan in a minute: awning has broken.
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The blackbird must have spoken.
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Who was listening to Tony Blackburn this morning? Busted and that is a dark path you are on with TB. 
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A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour…
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“I’m leaving you, Henry, and I’m taking the mole.”
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I almost always use sub-titles when watching anything which isn’t live on the tv but in addition to helping my understanding of what is being said, there is loads of fun to be had seeing all the mistakes.
Today’s special was during a news report about the insurrection in Russia and what was said was along the lines of ‘there is a mutiny heading for Moscow’
Below on the screen I saw’there is a nude teeny heading for Moscow’. 
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