Two left feet? 
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Iām right handed. Maybe thatās itā¦!
Another mystery solved on SF!!
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Why are there so few baffling mysteries? Is that a baffling mystery?
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No - according to the latest research itās a Conundrum.
A green one with purple edges.
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I think the Lord Lucan disappearance could be construed as a baffling mystery.
It took 13 years to find Radovan Karadzic who was found disguised as a practising therapist. I remember that huge beard and hippy top-knot he was sporting in the newspapers back then when he was arrested.
Lord Lucan was declared dead by presumption. He may still be around somewhere, aged 91!
Why did God or whoever designed the human body, not make our arms just a bit longer in order to be able to completely scratch our own backs ?
We donāt swing through trees any more when back scratching perhaps was at its peak. Walking and shorter arms was the trade off I guess.
I did yoga for many years and I can still reach those areas that need a good scratch, though itās with a lot more effort!
I can still do the reverse prayer, this isnāt meā¦wish it was!
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Could have been worse, what about T Rex arms 
When someone was slow paying their share of the bill weād call it ācrocodile armsā - difficulty reaching the wallet in their pocket.
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Why, when my catās breath smells like something died in his mouth, does his pelt (which he grooms assiduously) smell like a cologne Iād happily wear?
Our animaux de compagnie get kibbles from the vetās surgery that cleans their teeth so thankfully we donāt have that problem, not least because our cat is almost too affectionate - many head butts every day. Recommend Hillās essentials for mature and adult cats - Dental
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The vet says his teeth are good, and he has a chew toy (one a month) which he adores and which seems to work. It seems to contain crack cocaine, because the only time he has ever raised a paw to me (or to anyone: I can still remember how he looks piteously at me when the vet takes his temperature) is when I tried to take it from him.
His French diet includes more insects than it used to. Maybe thatās the problem.
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Apart from his kibbles, ours has an unofficial, but strictly rodent diet, whose spectrum runs from pygmy shrews to adult rats.
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Itās a mystery how we ever got anything done before ChatGPT was available.
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Iām managing quite nicely thank you. 
I have as little to do with AI as possible.
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Quite right Chris, being told the ātruthā by a mega rich corporation is just straight out of a Scifi fikm.