Seriously important for chocoholics everywhere…
I envisage chocapocalypse being more like the volcanic destruction of Pompeii, a world engulfed in a huge flood of warm molten milk chocolate, in which we all sweetly perish.
When it cooled and set, the world would be like a massive box of Milk Tray*, different shapes, textures and flavours 
*Other brands available.
One of my favourite add
This one has subtittles
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Just found this one on internet. Was it a real advertising ?
I’ve given Donald Trump a call and unsurprisingly he says it’s Fake News!..
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Lookout!!..here comes,
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Maybe you get the man to eat all the cake, that way he is too bloated to be of use (either that or he dies of calorie poisoning) 
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Never heard before that chocolate was a contraceptive ! But there is no notice on their advertising, a pity 
Smart work flushing out those Four Latter Days Wabbits, Chris. From now on I shall be giving any chocolate WITH HOLES IN IT a miss! 
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You eat it INSTEAD of taking part in other activities
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Well, in both case you’re putting weight on
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Don’t like odd numbers, so it’s 4 for me…
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And I find it a pity not to finish a packet of four that has been opened within a month !
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It would be cruel to leave a solitary bar on its own😉
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Poor wee soul.
Ok to get serious now !
It has come to my attention that some of you have been leaving bars of chocolate ‘home alone’, I do hope that you realise that this is a serious offence and contravens EU regulation 569ZZZAA/1697TDT/ Fr.
The fines for this offence can be quite high. Forced removal from the EU, commonly referred to as Chocxit, and removal of previously issued CDM’s ( Cadbury’s Dairy Milk ).
To avoid this potentially catastrophic situation I suggest you send all offending bars to me, I will promptly dispose of the evidence for you, entirely free of charge.
I promise they won’t suffer …
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I think you may have had a little lunchtime apero Ann 
Many would dispute that is chocolate………
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