Do you know what these French road signs mean?

As many of you probably didn't pass your driving tests in France I'm wondering how good you are at identifying exactly what French road signs mean.


So over the coming days i will be posting a series of increasingly difficult road signs for you to identify.


Here's your starter for 10, try to be as accurate or at least as funny as you can!


Go!



Yup, I confirm there is no 10% leeway in France. I have lost 3 points in 18mths for doing exactly that kind of over the limit. When I change my car I'm going for one with a digital speedo so I can see clearly when over, I now try to set my limiter, especially on motorways.

I sympathise, I lost 5 points over 2 years that way :-(

I noticed a kind of purple haze in the sky south of here! Without using 'rude words' there's not much else to say about that :(

Catharine was just (and I mean in the last ten minutes) fined €80 for doing 56 in a 50 limit, she is livid. There is a ten percent allowance for speedometer inaccuracies which effectively means she was 1km per hour out of luck.

"Caution 38DD Ahead"

Danger - quicksand. No camels beyond this point.

Warning: Moustache-free zone ahead

Dual carriageway tunnels ahead?

Brigitte Bardot ahead.

Re sign 3 - Discarded lingerie approaching.

Beach ahead

implants zone

I reckon Colin got that one right, how about this then?

UKIP Car Park

"NO BLACK CARS"

Driver just left curry restaurant!

"Fornication forbidden in tunnel"

Vehicles with explosive cargoes are not allowed on this route. But tell this to our local gas and petrol tanker drivers.

Beware snakes have priority crossing the road.

' You are approaching an al quaida driving school'